bold as love

My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.

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—	Bossypants by Tina Fey

I feel about Photoshop [in magazines] the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society… unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

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—	Bossypants by Tina Fey

When faced with sexism or ageism or lookism or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question:
“Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
If the answer is no, ignore it and move on.

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—	Bossypants by Tina Fey

12) The Most Important Rule of Beauty

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty. “Who cares?”

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—	Bossypants by Tina Fey

How can I give [my daughter] what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of getting in trouble. The knowledge that while you are loved, you are not above the law. The Worldwide Parental Anxiety System is failing if this many of us have made sex tapes.

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—	Bossypants by Tina Fey