My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.
I feel about Photoshop [in magazines] the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society… unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.
When faced with sexism or ageism or lookism or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question:
“Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
If the answer is no, ignore it and move on.
12) The Most Important Rule of Beauty
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty. “Who cares?”
How can I give [my daughter] what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of getting in trouble. The knowledge that while you are loved, you are not above the law. The Worldwide Parental Anxiety System is failing if this many of us have made sex tapes.