i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
if we just met and u try and tell me how lonely you are i will turn 180 degrees and walk away
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.police officers aretrying to keep unsafe drivers off the road. stop doing stuff like this, its inconsiderate and probably very annoying
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is